High above Butte, Montana stands a 90 foot tall woman. She's stoic and made of steel. Her only known name is "Our Lady of the Rockies," but I call her Tess--after a girl I met at Gyro Planet of Helena, MT. I don't know if that was gyro girl's name, but if it wasn't, I think it should've been. She was beautiful, and so is the 90 foot tall woman, so I call them both Tess. Because I think it fits.
The Tess that I'm talking about today is the 90 foot tall one that overlooks Butte, Montana. According to the postcard, "Our Lady of the Rockies is located on top of the Continental Divide at 8,510 feet. The non-denominational statue has a four-foot long nose, 3 foot-wide lips and weighs 80 tons. According to me, she's a hottie.
Like, I really like her. I mean, it's nothing serious, yet, we're still dating other people, but I really like, you know think she's neato.
There's something about her that makes me completely comfortable, and she's got this nonchalant attitude that makes her even more attractive. Yea, there's that whole height issue, but I just wear really tall shoes we're when together which puts me right above her ankle. When we go to dances it's a little awkward, so we don't dance anymore, in public.
I met her yesterday. I was driving through Butte on the way to Helena. She was just standing up there acting like she was trying not to look at me, but I know she was. I'd look back occasionally and there she'd be, staring directly at me from the top of a mountain (she's not a very good actress). Most girls will look away after they make eye contact, with that semi-embarrassed, cutesy face. Not Tess. She'll stare at you like she's trying to boar through to your soul. Well, she got mine.
So, tomorrow I'm driving back to Butte. I invited her to the show, but I don't know if she'll make it. She doesn't move around much. Not at all, really. Maybe that will make it or break it for us. As much as I like her, I just don't think I can handle someone who doesn't move--like at all. I mean, move a little at least. Show some emotion, maybe. I know, she's got that whole hard to get thing happening, but really she's taking this too far.
So, does she, like, have any sisters or anything?
Posted by: Zach at June 18, 2003 10:25 PMRyan I think you should follow thru on that relationship with her...there's nothing better than having a woman that don't talk back, make a fuss about what she wears or things she can run things around the house! Look at it like this...at least if you're watching the ball game she won't change the channel or get in front of the tv!
I've always been into steel women myself so if she has any relatives let me know!!
I don't know of any sisters or relatives. She doesn't talk a lot.
Posted by: Ryan at June 19, 2003 04:59 PMWell, she at least has email, right?
Posted by: Zach at June 19, 2003 05:37 PMYo Ry-Dogg,
Would she be considered an amazon woman or is that wack?
Posted by: scottyb at July 9, 2003 11:08 AMNo, that's not wack. not wack at all. pretty much unwack, completey wackless.
Posted by: Ryan Hamilton at July 11, 2003 12:08 AMFunny stuff Ham!
Posted by: Joe Arnold at August 24, 2003 08:30 AM