I'm contemplating what my next entry should be about and wondering why I don't write here more often, with the amount of wonderful ideas that are flooding my mind. For instance...I could write about one of my favorite compliments from comedy club managers--"You have a new stalker who needs to quit calling the club." Or, I could write about golfing with a juggler.
But, I think I'd like to write about the fecal material that is in my drinking water. The propaganda from the city hanging on the front door of the house said something to the effect of "We have reason to believe that there is poo poo in your tap water. We spotted it this morning and wanted to let you know."
Personally, I have a few questions left that the flyer didn't answer. Namely, "What?!" and, "Are you serious?!"
This is true, but the crisis should be remedied soon. So, hopefully after a couple of days I won't have to brush my teeth with milk anymore. Actually, I'm out of milk, so tonight I may have to resort to yogurt or cream cheese because I can't imagine that there are any dental hygiene benefits to Tampico punch.
Update: An official just came to the door and said that our water is no longer full of poop, just other harmful bacteria like E. Coli...what a relief!
E. Coli is considered harmful?
Posted by: burr at July 14, 2003 07:28 AMNo, you're right. E. coli is good for you. Sometimes you'll even find in multivitamins and as an additive in smoothies. "I'd like some wheat grass and E. Coli in my strawberry sunrise, thanks."
Posted by: ryan at July 14, 2003 11:38 AME. Coli is only harmful if you didn't get the opportunity to serve a mission outside the U.S.
Posted by: Zach at July 14, 2003 01:20 PMSo, you're saying you're E. Coli immune because you spent some time in Italy? hmm. pretty cool. Is that why you're keeping bottled water in the fridge? Italian thing?
Posted by: Ryan at July 14, 2003 01:45 PMOne of my favorite breakfasts has to be an nice fluffy omlette, with just a hint of E. Coli. Mmmm....omlette....
Posted by: burr at July 15, 2003 09:00 AMGood news guys. No more E. Coli in our water. Now it's just loaded with Chlorine. But that's cool cause I like smelling like I'm at the pool when taking a shower.
Posted by: Zach at July 20, 2003 09:29 AMYou guys are weird.
Posted by: Ginger at August 5, 2003 02:25 PM