I hope I never marry Jessica Simpson. If I ever consider it, please politely run over me with a backhoe. I think she's beautiful. I also think she's got less common sense than a piece of pavement.
I watched her new show on MTV today. If you don't know, believe me when I say it's ok if you don't know, she's married to a former member of Ninety-Eight Degrees, the sensational boy band that took over when the Backstreet Boys' reign expired like a gallon of milk. But, that's all beside the point.
The point is, J. Simpson and her husband are allowing their lives to be put on film and shown to the world. It's like The Osbournes only harder to swallow. Really.
Jessica Simpson can't do laundry because the folding "sucks." Jessica Simpson has never "cleaned her room" in her life. Jessica Simpson can spend $750 on two pairs of bras and panties without knowing it. Jessica Simpson can't live without a maid. Jessica Simpson can't make a decision without her mother. Jessica Simpson can look pretty and sing. Jessica Simpson can't gain my respect until her attitude changes.
I can't keep watching this much TV, but I can do my own laundry.
Posted by ryan at August 27, 2003 07:37 PMI too have seen this show, and was amazed at how helpless she seemed. It was amazing how little she could do. And the question about tuna being chicken? What was that?!?
Posted by: burr at August 31, 2003 07:39 PMOh, that was the greatest. For anyone that missed it, Jessica asked her husband if the tuna they were eating was chicken or tuna because she was confused by the brand name "chicken of the sea." She was serious.
Posted by: Ryan at September 2, 2003 10:56 AMShe's an idiot.
Posted by: Matthew Van Horn at September 17, 2003 12:00 AMOur basic cable excludes MTV, apparently we aren't missing much.
Posted by: at September 17, 2003 12:02 PMI saw her on a show the other day (not hers) and she explained the tuna/chicken thing. I couldn't watch much more than that. Why do they give stupid people so much money? Nothing against stupid people, though. I mean, they do make me feel REALLY smart and that's worth something I guess. I'm not sure if being stupid is harder or easier ... because they don't know things, but maybe stupid people don't even know they're stupid ... and if they do know they're stupid, are they smart enough to know it's a bad thing?
Posted by: You tell me at December 26, 2003 07:10 PMYou do a good work, keep it going
Posted by: Romero Oscar at February 28, 2004 02:48 AMit is so sad to watch jessica simpson on television. she is 23 years old. how can nick live with her. i wonder what it is that they talk about everyday. she is pretty but that is all that she is.
Posted by: molly christina at March 26, 2004 05:59 PMjessica simpson has great hair. do you remember her first album? it was really good. she actually sounded as if she had real talent. now, she has that new song "nothing but a t-shirt on" out. it is horrible.i hate watching her perform. what is with her waving her hand in front of her face while she sings? i never will understand that. i guess she thinks that she will sound like christina if she does her hand motions like her. she needs to find better writers because her music is awful. nick's music could possibly be even worse than hers. they are both too old to be sing these corny bubble gum songs.
Posted by: samantha j at March 26, 2004 06:09 PM