I think Subway is great. Subway makes decent, semi-healthy sandwiches cheap. And, they're everywhere. They'd probably put a Subway in your sock drawer if you'd let them. I'm thinking about putting in a request for my glove compartment. That way Subway could travel with me.
I think I should be the new Subway spokesperson. Jared's getting stale. Don't you think? I could make a different statement than Jared's making too. Yea, Jared lost a lot of weight, but people with the build of a matchstick eat at Subway too. I want to be the skinny man's sandwich hero.
My commercials would show me and a bunch of my embarrassingly beanpole-like friends shoveling meatball sandwiches into our faces. We'd high-five each other every time we finished one. Jared would walk by and shake his head, and then I'd buy him a six inch cold cut trio with no mayo. He'd sit down to eat it with us, and everyone would be happy.
Posted by ryan at September 2, 2003 10:52 AMWhen doing the high-five, I believe that it is most important not to forget the fist-pump that should immediately follow.
Posted by: burr at September 3, 2003 09:22 PM