A Friendly Blog by Ryan Hamilton

I'm no bard

I think I might be ruining my vocal chords in order to make people laugh. I have a joke that requires me to imitate getting the wind knocked out of me. My voice hurts lately, and I think that's the reason. I'm still not sure why my frail ego hurts. Hopefully, my doctor can tell me if it might be related.

So, in order to preserve my beautiful singing voice and my auctioneer career, I'm going to try and replace the joke with something that only requires me to talk normally, instead of squawking like a trash compactor. If my new joke is funny, that may also help with my frail ego. If it's not, I may start doing extensive crowd rap at my shows which should easily allow me to go into further debt. But, the good news is, I win either way!