I have tons of requests for work pouring in. For instance, take the e-mail below that found it's way to my inbox.
Subject: Casting For Official Spiderman Appearances (Two Positions Available)
We are currently seeking men that can pull off the role of Spiderman for a local appearance. An official replica costume will be provided for the event!!!
Applicants will need to be:
1. Lean
2. Muscular (Not Too Bulky)
3. Reliable
4. Very Outgoing
5. Dependable
6. 5’9" - 5’11"
Along with needing a Spiderman, we are also needing an escort/manager to travel with Spiderman and take photographs. This person must also be very reliable, dependable and have a digital camera.
There will also be a paid training.
If interested, please apply ASAP time is limited!!!
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Unfortunately, I'm already booked that day. I particularly like the part about Spiderman's "escort/manager" who must have, among other things, a digital camera. I also find the use of multiple exclamation points bulky!!!(but, not too bulky, mind you). I'd like to be a fly on the wall for the paid training.